The Institute opens a pathway to the exploding and profitable field of theological marketing. Why buy your god off the shelves of a big box church when you can create and market your very own theology? With accreditation you will be able to design custom religions designed for the needs of your friends and clients – and charge whatever you want. There are may religious hucksters out there offering many paths to salvation and now you can join this money machine with your own products. After graduation or certification you can also join the faculty and promote your god products here on the web site. Our academic standards are among the highest in the world and your research will be peer reviewed by other budding theologians. The Institute offers the following courses and degree programs:
The Institute’s Doctorate program is the most challenging. The curriculum requires a great deal of course study. There are three quizzes, one final exam and aspirants must also author a thesis of at least 100 words based on original research. Although many students work on their degree program for years, the average time from enrollment to graduation is about an hour. The cost of your diploma is only $20.
The benefits of attaining your MDMA degree are many, the most obvious being:
- An MDMA is authorized to perform and officiate over baptisms, weddings and funerals for anyone including LBGT individuals, quadrosexuals, slackers, miscreants and others in need of spiritual bilking.
- An MDMA can demand, receive and spend all tithes to the ministry with no oversight.
- Perform exorcisms to drive out false gods, demigods and demons.
- Design and wear snappy vestments of the office
(CTE)
Theological Engineer Certification permits you to create your own deities for fun and profit. The Engineering program teaches students how to design custom deities from the ground up. Beginning with the basic concepts of engineering and attributes regarding magical powers, core following and the dogma of the constructed god.
The overall curriculum of the Engineering program include:
- Miracles and Supernatural Abilities
- Dogma and Articles of Faith
- Tithing Requirements
- Physical Attributes and Divine Fashion
- You Gods Images and Icons
- Gaining Market Share